You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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