I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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