Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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