absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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