He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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