Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
one might say we're banned from that church
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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