i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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