OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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