I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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