kristin has been a bad kristin
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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