Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I AM VODKA MAN
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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