I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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