I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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