But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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