She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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