What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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