? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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