i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
