Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
