the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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