come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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