Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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