I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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