Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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