Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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