There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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