Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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