Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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