I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
nutella sex= disaster
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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