all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
did i just pee glitter
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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