he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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