Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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