My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
