Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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