I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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