Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
