No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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