Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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