Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
