doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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