My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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