Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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