Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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