im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
