She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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