This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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