Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Too much gin, very little bucket
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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