He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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