does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
