The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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