Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
well you can't waste a boner
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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